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Bad losers funny or not?
George was a bad loser. As he cleaned operations in a poker game to be very high, he hit his hand on the table and stood up to leave. When he walked past him, he did not resist was insulting Max McTavish, the bald man, who had cleaned. When George passed, He ran his hand over his bald head and said Max sarcastically, "Your head feels like my wife is a ** e." Max Hand Insert on the head and said: "By Crikey, mate did. You are right. I thought!"
haaaaaaaaha thanx